Strawberry Banana will always be my favorite fruit...
I was in Tennessee for the weekend.
I ate horribly and I felt like death. Back to eating healthy, forever.
lifewithcourage: my life is a constant struggle between being thirsty and having to pee.
Going to work really screws up my eating schedule....
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love...
God invented coffee to make up for getting you out...
My mother's thoughts on The Boondock Saints
Me: We're just going to have to sneak into Comic Con and make them fall in love with us.
Mom: I don't know. I feel Norman Reedus would be the type of guy that would totally have sex with a 19 year old fan.
Me: We have to go.
Le DIE with a T: 10 Tips for a Healthier Weekend →
vasilisawillbthin: 1. Squeeze in a longer workout. Use the weekend as a time to refresh your workout and get more activity in without feeling rushed. 2. Eat like it’s a weekday. Make a point to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner while sitting down. for when you’re on the go, and follow a schedule just like…
The fact that my step dad has his own garden is...
I don’t have to buy certain veggies anymore and we always have fresh produce on hand. I love it!
A weight loss journey: How To Burn a Lot of... →
fit-rosie: on noexcusefitness #1) Sleep more: Sometime this is easier said than done when you have young children, but research has shown that getting less than four hours of sleep over an extended period of time slows your metabolism. Aim for between 7 to 9 hours sleep per night. #2) Watch less…
I put cinnamon in everything I can.
I’m in love.
ti-trea: dear period, fuck off.
Grocery shopping tomorrow!
I look forward to my Wednesday grocery trips more than I should.
claire EAT well: 8 Foods You Should Eat Every Day →
claireeatwell: Spinach This noted muscle builder is a rich source of plant-based omega-3s and folate, which help reduce the risk of heart disease, stroke, and osteoporosis. Bonus: Folate also increases blood flow to the nether regions, helping to protect you against age-related sexual issues. And spinach…
It’s important to get fit right now. Why? Because it’s 2012 and there might just...– Yes I just used this to motivate a friend to start caring about her health. Ha! (via justasimplehealthblog)
I haven’t had white bread in a really long time because 1. my mum doesn’t keep bread in the house and 2. it’s not good for you. I went to breakfast today and I asked for wheat toast to go with my omelette, but she gave me white. It tasted so weird to me. I definitely believe that once you completely cut something out of your life that you used to like you lose the taste for it.
bruinthecup: I think they should make a male version of Hooters Where guys walk around in just those tight boxer briefs It shall be called Pythons
Next week: horny
Next month: horny
Next year: horny
Next life: horny.
saltunderstars: female privilege is getting to bite the heads off your lovers when you’ve finished copulating
me: all right, let's make an omelette!
me: -tries to flip the omelette-
me: scrambled eggs it is!