"I don't kiss after sex." Fuck you and your big...
Going back home tonight. Man I miss that place.
When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
Fire alarm during Thirsty Thursday? Bitches don't...
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
daily-tumbles: wasn’t this an issue only in like middle school?
Qualities I'm looking for in a guy. →
When you walk by someone you don't like but they...
roku13: all the fucking time at this school
I'm a broke college kid that made my first Ebay...
I’m done with all the big boob reblogs. I just had to get that off my chest. Pun intended.
There was a boy in my school. He sat down as soon...
Reblog if you truly enjoy giving oral sex.