you touch me without judging how I look.
we’re so perfectly awkward in the bedroom.
we can laugh at each other when we can’t be sexy.
I truly love you.
never wear this shirt when you’re loaning your prospective fuck buddy money.
his friend WILL make your dude think it’s about him. even though it is.
thanks a lot mono
when the fuck did this happen?
Think they have every STD?
They actually promote and encourage safe sex at their concerts.
Think they are spoiled brats?
Nope, Melissa has actually spent many hours helping at orphanages.
Think their parents are ashamed of them?
No because their mom has a Twitter account bragging how she is the “Millionaires’ Mom”.
Think they give a fuck?
Definitely not!! :)
or female comedians.