June 2011
19 posts
you touch me without judging how I look.
we’re so perfectly awkward in the bedroom.
we can laugh at each other when we can’t be sexy.
I truly love you.
blah I love you
never wear this shirt when you’re loaning your prospective fuck buddy money.
his friend WILL make your dude think it’s about him. even though it is.
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will probably be spending a lot of time here on Tumblr
thanks a lot mono
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I'm the bad influence.
when the fuck did this happen?
on the schedule to work saturday= stuck there for 10 hours because morons miss their shift.
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
My official message to Millionaires' haters..
Think they have every STD?
They actually promote and encourage safe sex at their concerts.
Think they are spoiled brats?
Nope, Melissa has actually spent many hours helping at orphanages.
Think their parents are ashamed of them?
No because their mom has a Twitter account bragging how she is the “Millionaires’ Mom”.
Think they give a fuck?
Definitely not!! :)
DGAF
I refuse to listen to 99% of bands with female vocalists.
or female comedians.
